三字經英文翻譯(搞笑版)

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山：Dou, the Famous
有義方：owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子：All his five son took it
名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養不教：If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過：It is all your fault.
教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學：You may refuse to study this
非所宜：but that is a real mistake
幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為：you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
人不學：If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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人之初：在開始的生命.
性本善：性別冰島好.
性相近：根本上,完全性別是相同的.
習相遠：但是那倒不一定上如何路你做它.
苟不教：假如你不實踐一直.
性乃遷：性別會離開你..
教之道：路的學習它
貴以專：很重要的將僅僅作愛和一人.
昔孟母：曾經偉大的母親,炮口基準系統Meng
擇鄰處：所有物她的鄰居避免壞的性別影響.
子不學：假如你不用功讀書,
斷機杼：你的傢伙會無用.
竇燕山：德奧,著名
有義方：擁有非常有效的令人興奮的醫學
教五子：全部的他的5個兒子獲得它
名俱揚：和他們的性的才幹是韋爾-kown.
養不教：假如你的孩子不知道怎麼做,
父之過：它冰島全部你的過錯.
教不嚴：假如他們有簽的問題和它,
師之惰：他們的教必須也怠惰的告訴他們詳細數據在性別.
子不學：你可以拒絕學習這
非所宜：要不是冰島真實的錯誤
幼不學：假如你不學習它在裡面的童年,
老何為：你將遺失變老的你的才幹
玉不琢：假如你不行使你的傢伙,
不成器：它不會發硬和強壯的.
人不學：假如你不學習性別,
不知義：你能決不享受它的可愛