A Husband's Support

‧本文由花花分享 ‧ 2006-06-28 ‧ 顯示 3,699 次 ‧ 轉寄 3 次 ‧ 短評 8 篇 ‧

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied,"6."

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?"

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

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	wu sir sir= don't worry, be happy! = 於 2006-06-28 01:03:46 說哈哈！

	小吉= 寧得罪小人, 莫得罪高層 = 於 2006-06-28 01:20:48 說老婆都不惜出賣..........

	Valerie 於 2006-06-28 14:42:35 說 Hahahaha…… I think he hates his wife！Hahaha…… But oredi 80 yrs old loh， stay cool！

	yenlonn 於 2006-06-28 19:01:55 說正直的老公

	jun 於 2006-06-29 06:53:00 說我看不懂英文的

	clara@melb 於 2006-06-29 12:08:41 說 poor.....that husband dislike his wife....

	marat 於 2006-07-02 21:56:58 說 ……

	point 於 2007-07-09 22:36:29 說蠻幽默的